4th Dress - dated to after the events of the earlier log

[prissy_hooves]

[Rarity is the hero of the day, having consumed one of the bottles of milk delivered to 836 Hastings in order to save her housemate's life.  Unfortunately, however, that means she is now suffering the effects of the milk herself.  Anyone in the vicinity will hear a high pitched shriek.]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Immediately following this sound, the door to the house flies open and out runs Rarity, covered from horn to hoof in spiders.]

Spiders!  They're in my hair!  Get them off, get them off, get them off!

[She runs around the front yard in utter panic for a minute or so before dropping to the ground and rolling around, trying to get them off.  Sadly, this only serves to compound her problems, as not only does it fail to rid her of her arachnid problem, but it also gets her dirty.  And once she realizes that, she screams again.]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!  Dirt!  It's everywhere!  Get it off, get it off, get it off!

[Eventually, she just hunkers down on the ground and starts to cry, shivering in place as the spiders continue to crawl all over her and ruin her coat and mane.  This is the worst day.]

Comments

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

No! No, they most certainly are not my friends! Just look at what they're doing to my beautiful coat!

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

Heeee the talking horsie is so pretty...

[Yamame continues to shoo spiders off of the poor thing until it seems as if she's gotten the majority of them.]

How come you had spiders....on you? Are you a...spider youkai horse?

[Immediately after saying that, Yamame moves STRAIGHT into a giggle fit that she can't seem to pull herself back out of. This milk is a trip.]

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

I don't know! They came out of that bottle of milk I was drinking earlier!

[Rarity huffs, still clearly upset about it all.]

I fail to see what's so funny about it.

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

A spider Youkai...horsie...is funny.

[Yes, Yamame is talking to a pony that talks as if it's something completely normal. Now, this might not be too terribly far from the norm in a place like Gensokyo, but due to her current mental state it's become exceptionally normal.]

[Yamame's found herself laying on the grass, staring up at Rarity with glassy eyes.]

But if you don't like spiders...you don't seem to have a problem with Yamame. Yamame is a...spider Youkai!

How do you change colors like that?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

I'm not a spider... you... kai.

[She repeats the word slowly, never having heard it before but also not wanting to mispronounce it.]

I'm a unicorn pony! And you don't look much like a spider either, for that matter.

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

[Yamame rolls around in the grass, succumbing to another gigglefit at the thought of her looking like a spider.]

Of course Yamame doesn't...because that would be silly.

Yamame can make webs, though! [She claps her hands together, and begins clumsily working them together. Shen she separates them again, between the two is a rather perfectly crafted web. Though, she's still pretty high, so she simply places the web over her face.]

Ohhhhh Yamame made a fluffy blanket...would you like a blanket??

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

[Rarity just stares as Yamame makes the web. On one hand, that's an interesting talent. But on the other hand, it's a spider web. So she smiles guardedly and tries to give a polite response.]

Ah... no thank you. But it's quite kind of you to offer.

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

[Yamame puts the webbing back on her face, and simply flails and giggles for a long moment.

Until she finally sits bolt-upright, turns to Rarity and points.]

YOU'RE A TALKING PONY!!!

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

You just noticed that now?

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

Yea!!

How come you can talk? It's just like the car I talked to earlier!

Are you from Gensokyo too? The car told me he was a metal Youkai!

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Gensokyo? No, I'm afraid I've never heard of such a place. I come from a place called Ponyville in the kingdom of Equestria. All ponies can talk where I come from.

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaat?? That sound sooo neat.

Yamame wants to be friends with talking ponies.

How come the outside is spinning.....?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Well, Yamame, if you'd like to be friends, my name is Rarity.

...But what do you mean 'spinning?'

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

Everything's spinning, Rarity!!

[Yamame holds her arms out in front of her, palms flat outward and begins moving them up and down opposite of one another.]

Spinning spinning spinning! Did you always have so many colors?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

[Rarity glances around. She's pretty sure nothing is spinning.]

Colors? No, only the two...

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

So many colors...rainbow pony!

[Yamame just flops back to the ground, rolling over a few times giggling...then suddenly stops. It almost seems like she may have passed out?]

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

A-are you all right...?

[Rarity blinks, lightly poking at Yamame with her hoof.]

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

[She twitches a little...but yea...she's thoroughly passed out.]

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

[After a few moments, Rarity disappears back inside the house, coming outside with a blanket floating next to her. She hovers it over to Yamame, covering her over with it.]

[thug-disease.livejournal.com]

[Waking up in somebody else's lawn isn't going to be a new thing for her, but she will certainly appreciate Rarity's kindness when she comes to.]