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Rarity ([personal profile] prissy_hooves) wrote2011-08-31 09:27 pm

5th Dress

[Phone; unfiltered]

Good evening, Mayfield! Allow me to introduce myself - my name is Rarity, and I'm living at 836 Hastings Boulevard with the Liebert family. They've given me quite a warm welcome, and Mayfield has shown itself to be possessed of some rather... quaint charms of its own when it's not playing bad jokes on us. Unfortunately, there is one rather distressing thing I've noticed about this town that I intend to do my part to correct - the utter lack of proper fashion sense. Why, I've never seen such atrocious designs in my life! It's a travesty, and I refuse to allow it to continue any longer!

As such, since Mayfield has been so kind as to return my sewing supplies, I am proud to have the opportunity to announce the official grand opening of Carousel Boutique, home of the finest couture fashion! Feel free to stop by and browse some of the designs I've already completed for my first few customers, or simply to be measured for a commission you may be considering. I personally guarantee all of my work, and I simply will not allow a customer to walk away anything less than fully satisfied with the finished product.

...Well, I've gone on quite long enough.  Please do consider stopping by at your leisure.  Thank you very much for your time, and I hope to see you all soon!

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I would suggest an exquisite dinner and a glass of champagne instead, but I suspect that wouldn't do in this case.

[The money is handed over.]

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Why Mr. Grimsley, you certainly do know how to talk to a lady. I certainly wouldn't be averse to such an arrangement either.

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course. The members of the fairer sex must be... suitably admired. But are you certain you wish to partake of human food?

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
A nice garden salad should be fine, I would think.

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
As you please. Then, shall we say... Sunday at noon?

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that sounds lovely. I'll be looking forward to it!

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly not as much as I to have the company of such a lady as yourself.

Let us meet again this weekend, then.

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[And with a last bow, Grimsley exits stage left with his new set of clothing. Cue video game jingle.]