That, at least, is something we can agree on.

[Okay, talking pony? Probably not the strangest thing Hawke's ever seen. The bright colors kind of throw her off, though. But, being Hawke, she feels obligated to help out a newbie...]

This place is a right pain in the ass, especially when you've first arrived, but it's... easy enough to get settled, I suppose. I take it you have some small idea of what's going on, then?