prissy_hooves: (Indignant)
Rarity ([personal profile] prissy_hooves) wrote2011-07-15 12:30 am

2nd Dress - 4th Stage

[Phone; unfiltered]

Well, it certainly seems that Mayfield is even more uncultured than I'd originally thought.  Listen to all of you, airing out all of your secrets and dark thoughts over the phone.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves!  What kind of manners are those?  Thankfully, as a proper lady, I don't have to worry about that sort of thing.  I would never pick up the phone and air all of my secret grievances with my friends, like how Applejack really needs to take better care of that tangled mess she calls a mane if she is to have any hope of attracting her own Prince Charming.  Or how Rainbow Dash has no tact at all and the worst manners I've ever seen.  I mean, really, what does '20% cooler' even mean?  How does one quantify that sort of thing?  It makes no sense whatsoever.  Twilight Sparkle needs to learn that not every answer for every situation can be found inside a book, and would it really kill Pinkie Pie to throw a quiet party where everyone sits around sipping tea and making light conversation?  Just once in a while?  Also, Spike, dear... I'm afraid you don't look quite as good in a moustache as you seem to think.  Some dragons can pull off a moustache, but you are sadly not among them.  As for Fluttershy... well, it's a good thing she isn't here, as much as I do miss her.  After all, when she's actually putting forth the effort, she easily outshines me in almost every way without even trying!

[...Paaaaaaaause, as she takes in everything she just said, but especially that last part.]

...Not that I have a complex about that sort of thing, of course.

[The phone is hastily hung up at this point.

...

And then picked back up a moment later.]


...Except that I actually do.

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's true that sometimes I do think your parties are somewhat on the loud side... but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy being invited to them! I just wonder if sometimes you couldn't plan an event with a more high class sort of feel.

[As she continues to dig this hole deeper.]

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
High class? Like... the Gala? [Pinkie frowns. she had a miserable time there, after all.]

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe not exactly like the Gala.

[She had a pretty bad time there, too.]

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
U-um... I guess... I could try caviar. [she sounds doubtful.]

[identity profile] foalingaround.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah well it's still not cool to announce that kinda stuff to everyone! If I didn't think communism was so great, I'd be even more ticked off then I am right now!

[A long pause.]

Ignore that bit about the communism thing.

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Pinkie... I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I don't know what's come over me.

[Thankfully, that's true as well.]

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...Communism?

Everypony keeps talking about that. What does it mean?

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, um, it's... It's okay! I'll throw a... quiet party. With tea.

[she sounds a bit sad.]

[identity profile] foalingaround.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I know! All I know is that it's the greatest thing ever and everyone should think about join-

...

I think I should stay away from phones for a little while.

[identity profile] downtoearthpony.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Rarity, what in tarnation are you going on about?

And Ah thought Ah was suppose to be the honest one. You might want to hang up the phone before you say something you'll regret. Again.

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I...

[sigh]

...maybe I should go now.

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I think perhaps both of us should.

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
A-aw. So soon?

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[After the awkwardness with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash earlier, Rarity's already feeling bad about what she said about Applejack before she even calls.]

Y-yes... you might be right about that.

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Pinkie, I won't hold it against you at all if you don't want to keep talking to me after what I said about you earlier.

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly...! Of course I want to keep talking to you.

...Unless... You don't want to talk to me?

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No! Of course I do! You're my friend, after all. I just feel bad for the things I said.

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why would you say them?

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I wouldn't, normally. This must be what everypony was talking about before, when they said sometimes the town does strange things.

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Okay. So the town makes everypony say untrue things?

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[HNNNNNGH BITING HER TONGUE]

N-no, not quite.

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Then...

[;__________;]

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Pinkie...

[identity profile] wantasammich.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I never expected a magical talking pony to have a superiority complex.

[identity profile] partysense.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okey dokey! I'm sure you've got important stuff to do and I've got a tea party to plan! So I should let you go.

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