11th Dress

[prissy_hooves]

[If anyone was ever wondering how Rarity would deal with suddenly being forced to live in a hellish post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland, the answer is 'not well.'  She's just lying there in the middle of what used to be Hastings Boulevard with the tattered remains of the fluffy pink robe she wears to bed every night just barely hanging off her form, completely shell-shocked and in the middle of a complete breakdown.]

This... this can't be!  My sewing studio... my precious fabric and gemstones!  My designs!  They're all gone!  Gone forever!

[Rarity dramatically lifts a hoof to her forehead, rolling around on her back and sobbing hysterically.]

How could this happen?  This is the worst day ever!

[Punctuating each word with what is probably still a rather over-dramatic thrash of her body, even under these circumstances, Rarity eventually ceases all movement and just continues to lie there in the street.]

I don't want to live in a world where fashion is dead.  Oh, sweet nothingness... come and claim me!  Steal away my sight, that I may no longer be forced to look upon this colorless landscape!

[And now she's mock-fainting.  A loud sigh escapes her lips as her eyes close.  Anyone who's even bothering to pay the slightest bit of attention should realize she's not dead, and is just being a huge drama queen.  But there she lies, all the same.]

Comments

[motherofjegus.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is another positive outcome! One must always consider the good of the situation.

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Well, weaving it is, then! Perhaps I can start by turning what's left of this bathrobe into something...

[motherofjegus.livejournal.com]

An excellent idea! Oh! I'm Dolorosa, it is nice to meet you.

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Rarity. A pleasure.

[motherofjegus.livejournal.com]

Oh! Such a lovely name.

Would you like me to show you how to weave?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! That would be lovely. I don't suppose what I've got on now would be enough to get started?

[motherofjegus.livejournal.com]

If you do not mind using it then it then it is enough.

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

It's not doing me much good otherwise.

[motherofjegus.livejournal.com]

Okay then, let me show you. [Lala insert things about weaving here as I don't know anything about it beyond the basics]

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Oh! That doesn't look very hard at all!