9th Dress

[prissy_hooves]

[What bad timing. Rarity finally just came out of her self-imposed seclusion yesterday, only to be shoved into one of those gross-looking pods and replaced with a vindictive clone of herself. And pod!Rarity wastes no time at all in getting on the phones to screw with the rest of the town. Her voice is no less cheerful than usual, but it's just slightly haughtier than usual, like she's looking down on everyone else.]

Well, I'd say it's about time to get down to business again. Carousel Boutique is open for commissions! My schedule is completely clear, and it belongs to all of you! And not a moment too soon, if I do say so myself. After all, I've seen the dreadful excuse for fashion you've all been wearing around town recently. Honestly, I don't know how some of you can stand to look in the mirror in the morning, let alone set foot outside your house!

...Actually, I suppose I applaud your bravery in that regard; I could never even dream of being seen in public looking like that. But worry not, citizens of Mayfield! Your Rarity is here for you. I view it as my greatest challenge as a designer to make you all look presentable. You get stylish new clothing, and I don't have to cringe as I walk down the street anymore! See? Everypony wins. Isn't that generous of me?

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[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Of course! I'll have this all wrapped up in--

[Whoops. Looks like she waited too long. While she was distracted bragging to Grimsley, the other Rarity floated a sheet over her head and dropped it. Now she's all tangled up in that while her evil twin extricates herself from the ribbons.]

Who's all wrapped up now?

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

[This could take a while. Grimsley sweatdrops a bit and reaches down to whip the sheet off with a flourish.]

Should you require a partner for this hand...

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

[Rarity sputters a little, trying to regain her composure.]

Ahem! Ah... yes. A bit of assistance would not be entirely unwelcome.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Hm, hm. Well, since Liepard's already out... Why don't the two of you lovely ladies go ahead and cooperate?

[Grimsley will toss the sheet over his shoulder and as if performing a magic trick, Liepard will leap out from behind it. Without even needing to be prompted, the Pokemon somersaults straight into a Fake Out - landing inches away from the false Rarity with fangs bared and claws extended.]

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeek!

[Pod!Rarity, not having expected an assault on two fronts, flinches for a moment. And a moment is all it takes. Rarity, thinking quickly, uses her magic to move the trunk she keeps her spare fabric in up behind the clone. Still caught off-guard, she loses her balance and falls in, at which point Rarity slams the top shut, locking the fake inside.]

There. That should do it.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Well done, milady Rarity.

[And Liepard didn't even have to scratch anything. The big cat examines its nails for a moment or two before entwining itself around Grimsley's legs; another flash of red light and it returns to its ball.]

And now, of course, the question is... what to do with an imposter pony?

[He'd say something about glue, but perhaps that would be too tacky.]

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

That's a good question. We can't just keep here locked up in there forever, after all.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

...Perhaps we could trade her in at the post office. Your clone must count as one of your possessions, no?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Do you really think that would work?

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Not at all.

But I find the mental image amusing.

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

If only it were possible to get her to leave on her own.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

We could bribe her with a sheet of fabric.

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

No, too risky. Besides, I'm not about to give up any of my fabric to an impostor.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Ask her nicely?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, I don't know... if I were her, I wouldn't really be in much of a mood to negotiate after being locked in a trunk.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Throw the chest into the lake?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't exactly want to kill her, either.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

...Leave her in the chest, cut airholes, go out for a nice, relaxing tea, have a round of cards, and return tomorrow morning hoping she's turned to dust?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Yes, that sounds much better.

[There are some vague muffled protest noises coming from inside the trunk.]

Quiet in there!

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

As you prefer.

[Flash of light, purple leopard, ten claw puncture, fwoosh return. All done in five seconds flat.]

...And just in time for happy hour.

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

I can take things from here. Thank you very much for the kind assistance, Mr. Grimsley.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Think nothing of it. I need my fashion designer intact if I'm to survive in this town, after all.

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

But of course! I am at your disposal.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Well, then.

[And he offers an arm.]

Shall we see if the wine selection is up to its usual standards?

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's!

[Rarity smiles, reaching up to touch at his arm before trotting along beside him.]