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[What bad timing. Rarity finally just came out of her self-imposed seclusion yesterday, only to be shoved into one of those gross-looking pods and replaced with a vindictive clone of herself. And pod!Rarity wastes no time at all in getting on the phones to screw with the rest of the town. Her voice is no less cheerful than usual, but it's just slightly haughtier than usual, like she's looking down on everyone else.]
Well, I'd say it's about time to get down to business again. Carousel Boutique is open for commissions! My schedule is completely clear, and it belongs to all of you! And not a moment too soon, if I do say so myself. After all, I've seen the dreadful excuse for fashion you've all been wearing around town recently. Honestly, I don't know how some of you can stand to look in the mirror in the morning, let alone set foot outside your house!
...Actually, I suppose I applaud your bravery in that regard; I could never even dream of being seen in public looking like that. But worry not, citizens of Mayfield! Your Rarity is here for you. I view it as my greatest challenge as a designer to make you all look presentable. You get stylish new clothing, and I don't have to cringe as I walk down the street anymore! See? Everypony wins. Isn't that generous of me?
Well, I'd say it's about time to get down to business again. Carousel Boutique is open for commissions! My schedule is completely clear, and it belongs to all of you! And not a moment too soon, if I do say so myself. After all, I've seen the dreadful excuse for fashion you've all been wearing around town recently. Honestly, I don't know how some of you can stand to look in the mirror in the morning, let alone set foot outside your house!
...Actually, I suppose I applaud your bravery in that regard; I could never even dream of being seen in public looking like that. But worry not, citizens of Mayfield! Your Rarity is here for you. I view it as my greatest challenge as a designer to make you all look presentable. You get stylish new clothing, and I don't have to cringe as I walk down the street anymore! See? Everypony wins. Isn't that generous of me?
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Date: 2011-10-25 09:24 pm (UTC)"...that's mighty kinda of ya ma'am.
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Date: 2011-10-25 10:40 pm (UTC)But my dear Rarity, don't you walk about in public without clothing most of the time?
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Date: 2011-10-28 02:48 am (UTC)Then I promise you, you shan't be disappointed!
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Date: 2011-10-28 02:52 am (UTC)[He totally just wants free clothes while the real Rarity is out of commission. ...Or, perhaps slightly more altruistically, now that he knows he's tied up her time in the immediate future, he may be snooping around her yard to see if anything funny is going on.]
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Date: 2011-10-28 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-29 12:17 am (UTC)Take a look around. Get indoors if you can. And, of course, I hardly have to tell you that no trace of your passing ought to be remarked upon...
[And with a sweet purr, the Pokemon vanishes into the shadows.]
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Date: 2011-10-29 03:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-29 09:11 pm (UTC)....Now what in Unova is that?
[He'll hesitate for a moment or two before issuing a command.]
Aerial Ace. Gently.
[Claws outstretched, Liepard bounds forward.]
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Date: 2011-10-30 04:29 am (UTC)Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--!
[Grimsley or Liepard may want to shut her up before the other one hears all the commotion.]
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Date: 2011-10-30 04:35 am (UTC)[Before Rarity can get more than four or five 'e's out, there is a leopard on her face. Almost literally. Liepard clamps Rarity's mouth shut as Grimsley leans in with a hiss.]
Shhhh! My dear Rarity, now is not an ideal time to play the damsel in distress. Are you harmed?
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Date: 2011-10-26 12:42 am (UTC)And ends up just standing there, stunned.
Another one.]
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Date: 2011-10-30 09:16 am (UTC)[No. No! She is not getting sucked into this conversation!]
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Date: 2011-10-30 03:53 pm (UTC)Nonsense! Come with me, there's not a moment to lose!