9th Dress

Oct. 25th, 2011 05:18 pm
prissy_hooves: (Fluttering Eyelashes)
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[What bad timing. Rarity finally just came out of her self-imposed seclusion yesterday, only to be shoved into one of those gross-looking pods and replaced with a vindictive clone of herself. And pod!Rarity wastes no time at all in getting on the phones to screw with the rest of the town. Her voice is no less cheerful than usual, but it's just slightly haughtier than usual, like she's looking down on everyone else.]

Well, I'd say it's about time to get down to business again. Carousel Boutique is open for commissions! My schedule is completely clear, and it belongs to all of you! And not a moment too soon, if I do say so myself. After all, I've seen the dreadful excuse for fashion you've all been wearing around town recently. Honestly, I don't know how some of you can stand to look in the mirror in the morning, let alone set foot outside your house!

...Actually, I suppose I applaud your bravery in that regard; I could never even dream of being seen in public looking like that. But worry not, citizens of Mayfield! Your Rarity is here for you. I view it as my greatest challenge as a designer to make you all look presentable. You get stylish new clothing, and I don't have to cringe as I walk down the street anymore! See? Everypony wins. Isn't that generous of me?

Date: 2011-10-25 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twototheskull.livejournal.com
A long pause, and then

"...that's mighty kinda of ya ma'am.

Date: 2011-10-26 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
Of course! A proper lady should always help the less fortunate.

Date: 2011-10-26 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twototheskull.livejournal.com
....I'll be sure to come to you for a new hat and coat then.

Date: 2011-10-27 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
The sooner, the better!

Date: 2011-10-25 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
[Well. This isn't too out of character. Grimsley's tone is slightly more stuffy than it normally is.]

But my dear Rarity, don't you walk about in public without clothing most of the time?

Date: 2011-10-26 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
Yes, but I've gathered you humans aren't capable of pulling that sort of thing off. Which is all well and good, I suppose. We ponies are possessed of quite a bit more natural form and grace, after all.

Date: 2011-10-26 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
Of course. [And private portions well obscured by body hair.] It's simply tragic how poorly we were gifted by the Almighty in comparison.

Date: 2011-10-27 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
And that is why it is my duty - my calling - to provide a guiding light for you poor, unfortunate souls. I do it entirely out of the kindness of my own heart, you see.

Date: 2011-10-27 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
Truly, your lovely heart is exceeded only by the beauty of the cloths you so masterfully weave. Perhaps I may commission a few more pieces, then?

Date: 2011-10-27 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
Why, of course. It would be my pleasure.

Date: 2011-10-28 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
Surprise me, then. You have my measurements; why, I'm sure with your superior skills, the result will be exquisite.

Date: 2011-10-28 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
[This smells like a trap, but pod!Rarity's ego is just as big as normal!Rarity's, so she doesn't totally catch on.]

Then I promise you, you shan't be disappointed!

Date: 2011-10-28 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
I know I shan't. Do let me know when you're ready.

[He totally just wants free clothes while the real Rarity is out of commission. ...Or, perhaps slightly more altruistically, now that he knows he's tied up her time in the immediate future, he may be snooping around her yard to see if anything funny is going on.]

Date: 2011-10-28 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
Of course I will. It shouldn't take long at all.

Date: 2011-10-29 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
[Go, Pokeball! Outside Rarity's house, he'll release his stealthiest Pokemon.]

Take a look around. Get indoors if you can. And, of course, I hardly have to tell you that no trace of your passing ought to be remarked upon...

[And with a sweet purr, the Pokemon vanishes into the shadows.]

Date: 2011-10-29 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
[Pod!Rarity is too busy working on Grimsley's latest request to notice any of this. Assuming this Pokemon is any good at its job, it will find her pod in the doghouse in the back yard before it even gets inside.]

Date: 2011-10-29 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
[And Liepard (for it is Liepard indeed and the mun suffered some sort of temporary brain aneurysm that rendered him only able to say 'the Pokemon' for some bizarre reason instead of naming it) is indeed as stealthy as Grimsley believes her to be. The pod is discovered quickly enough; Grimsley knows his Pokemon well enough to be able to interpret her cues when she reappears as 'follow me'.]

....Now what in Unova is that?

[He'll hesitate for a moment or two before issuing a command.]

Aerial Ace. Gently.

[Claws outstretched, Liepard bounds forward.]

Date: 2011-10-30 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
[The squishy pod cracks open, oozing out whatever weird alien fluid these pod creatures incubate in and also spitting out the real Rarity. Her eyes flutter open briefly before she promptly begins screaming about all of the alien goo on her beautiful coat.]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--!

[Grimsley or Liepard may want to shut her up before the other one hears all the commotion.]

Date: 2011-10-30 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com
Fake Out!

[Before Rarity can get more than four or five 'e's out, there is a leopard on her face. Almost literally. Liepard clamps Rarity's mouth shut as Grimsley leans in with a hiss.]

Shhhh! My dear Rarity, now is not an ideal time to play the damsel in distress. Are you harmed?

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Date: 2011-10-26 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotherseyes.livejournal.com
[Nina walks into the room just in time to hear this.

And ends up just standing there, stunned.

Another one.]

Date: 2011-10-26 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
Oh, and there's my first customer! Come, darling, let's get you into something less... pedestrian.

Date: 2011-10-27 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotherseyes.livejournal.com
I don't think now is the time for that.

Date: 2011-10-28 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
On the contrary, I'd say it's the perfect time! After all, I do have to live every day with that dreadful fashion sense of yours.

Date: 2011-10-30 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brotherseyes.livejournal.com
Terrible?! It's not --

[No. No! She is not getting sucked into this conversation!]

Date: 2011-10-30 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com
[Pod!Rarity will be the judge of that. She maneuvers around behind Nina, lowering her head and attempting to push her along toward the sewing room.]

Nonsense! Come with me, there's not a moment to lose!
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