9th Dress

[prissy_hooves]

[What bad timing. Rarity finally just came out of her self-imposed seclusion yesterday, only to be shoved into one of those gross-looking pods and replaced with a vindictive clone of herself. And pod!Rarity wastes no time at all in getting on the phones to screw with the rest of the town. Her voice is no less cheerful than usual, but it's just slightly haughtier than usual, like she's looking down on everyone else.]

Well, I'd say it's about time to get down to business again. Carousel Boutique is open for commissions! My schedule is completely clear, and it belongs to all of you! And not a moment too soon, if I do say so myself. After all, I've seen the dreadful excuse for fashion you've all been wearing around town recently. Honestly, I don't know how some of you can stand to look in the mirror in the morning, let alone set foot outside your house!

...Actually, I suppose I applaud your bravery in that regard; I could never even dream of being seen in public looking like that. But worry not, citizens of Mayfield! Your Rarity is here for you. I view it as my greatest challenge as a designer to make you all look presentable. You get stylish new clothing, and I don't have to cringe as I walk down the street anymore! See? Everypony wins. Isn't that generous of me?

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[twototheskull.livejournal.com]

A long pause, and then

"...that's mighty kinda of ya ma'am.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

[Well. This isn't too out of character. Grimsley's tone is slightly more stuffy than it normally is.]

But my dear Rarity, don't you walk about in public without clothing most of the time?

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Nina walks into the room just in time to hear this.

And ends up just standing there, stunned.

Another one.]